O...I sure hope you like my show

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

At the end you're free to go

(o, doo-dah-day)

My name's Bob and this is smuj

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

I like women he likes fudge

(o, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain

It sticks in your brain

"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line

(o, doo-dah-day)

Many ask me how I died

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

Were you stabbed or were you fried?

(o, doo-dah-day)

I was hung from yonder tree

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

Before that I hung to my knee

(o, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain

It sticks in your brain

"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line

(o, doo-dah-day)

All the blood rushed to my toes

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

Maggots ate away my nose

(o, doo-dah-day)

All my bones stayed nice and strong

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

I have one ten inches long

(o, doo-dah-day)