Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Used to have a shiny nose

Now if you were to see it

You would say it's stiff and froze

All of the other reindeer

Look before they cross the lane

They saw the snowplow coming

At least there wasn't any pain

On that foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

Even thoough we'll miss our friend

Tonight we're eating venisen

Then how the reindeer loved him

As they ate their christmas deer

Rudolf the Road-kill Reindeer