On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave tome,

A noose for our Christmas Tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Six axes swinging

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Seven babes a drowning,

Six axes swinging,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Eight maids a shooting,

Seven babes a drowning,

Six axes swinging,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nine ladies dangling,

Eight maids a shooting,

Seven babes a drowning,

Six axes swinging,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Ten crucifixions,

Nine ladies dangling,

Eight maids a shooting,

Seven babes a drowning,

Six axes swinging,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eleven blowgun killings,

Ten crucifixions,

Nine ladies dangling,

Eight maids a shooting,

Seven babes a drowning,

Six axes swinging,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Twelve lynchers lynching,

Eleven blowgun killings,

Ten crucifixions,

Nine ladies dangling,

Eight maids a shooting,

Seven babes a drowning,

Six axes swinging,

Five gleaming knives,

Four choking scarves,

Three Guillotines,

Two shiny spears,

And a noose for our Christmas Tree